Request for a referee

07/07/2016

Hello lads

I hope you are all well.

The over 45’s require the services of a strong-willed, knowledgeable and experienced individual, who is prepared to walk around with a whistle in his mouth for around 80 odd minutes. Sense of humour will be an added advantage and tough stance on the rules of football. English-speaking preferable but Afrikaans would be useful as would a working knowledge of Portuguese profanities. Physically not challenging, but working conditions can be slightly strenuous interacting with rebellious old men trying to relive their youth. Heart rate guaranteed to reach at least 60% for 50% of the time.

Remuneration: Entertainment guaranteed, as is a beer and a piece of Snoek after the game.

Time: 14h00 to 15h30, unless extra time is required, but its dubious any of them will last that long.

Please contact the writer should you be interested in the temporary position.

No need to send a CV and please DO NOT send a photo.

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